by K’lyr Mohr
Have you ever listened to a Christmas song and turned it off in a heartbeat? Well, if you haven’t here’s a countdown of the top five most annoying songs and why they’re annoying:
5. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth First off, why would you ask someone for teeth? If someone asked me for teeth, especially for Christmas, I’d give them dentures. I understand you may want your teeth to eat and drink properly, but
that is not how Santa Clause rolls. He brings toys to good little kids, not teeth. I think you’re mistaking Santa for the Tooth Fairy, my friend you are wrong.
4. Frosty the Snowman This song is completely false. If you build a snowman, run around in a circle around it singing “Frosty the snowman was a very jolly fellow,” yadda yadda yadda, that snowman would not come alive! I don’t understand the point of making a song that’s full of lies.
3. Jingle Bells I don’t see how people like this song. It makes my ears bleed just hearing it, point blank. I don’t see how it’s so catchy, yet so annoying. It’s worse than Rebecca Blacks’ song, Friday.
2. 12 Days Of Christmas I have a list of things that I can name off about this song but instead I’m saying the two most obvious reasons. First reason, Christmas isn’t twelve days long…it’s one! Second reason, Christmas isn’t about the things you get. It’s about giving, not receiving the best gifts and all these fancy things from people. In fact, it shouldn’t even be about giving, it should be
about Christ and his birthday.
1. Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer One major question here, HOW CAN YOU SEE HIS NOSE? On Christmas Eve when the reindeer are out with Santa, you’re supposed to be asleep. How on Earth can you be sleeping and see how bright his nose is? It doesn’t even make sense.
Why do Christmas songs not make sense? I’ll tell you why, because they’re annoying. Have you ever had that one kid in your classroom that never makes sense, never does their work, and always asks dumb questions? Yup, that’s what these songs are like. If you haven’t ever heard these songs, then you’re lucky. If you have, good luck getting it out of your head. I mean I have to say that these songs are pretty darn catchy but so irritating after the fifth time sang/played.